Men and Meat... These are a few of my favorite things

I have taken to studying at the B-School Library. Yes yes I know, I am a traitor. (Though I blame the influence of one Maui Wowie). We decided to take a dinner break at the lovely Filo Jimmy Cafe, located in the basement of the B-School. I have never been reticent to sing the praises of this cafe, due to the fact that it carries FRENCH FRIES.

And for the kicker, they even make .... BURGERS.

As I stood there waiting for my delicious dinner of charred meat, I noticed a sight unseen in Cafe Zeb, back in the Land of Boalt: There were men. MEN EVERYWHERE. Tables of them. I counted at least four groups where there were at least 3 - 6 men, and only 1 (ONE) female. It was strange. It was unbelieveable. It was enough to make an average member of the community exclaim: "OUTRAGEOUS!"

I will admit, most looked like this guy:
but come on people. Hordes of men! Roaming free!


So if you are wondering what to get me for the holiday season, well .... I would appreciate either men or meat in my stocking. *


*i am totally kidding. i really want chestnuts.