FRLP - The Federal Rules of Love Procedure

The Federal Rules of Love Procedure Part I

Rule 1. - Scope and Purpose
These rules govern the procedure in all amorous interactions and proceedings in the United States district courts of love. They should be construed and administered to secure the just, feisty, and speedy (but not too speedy) determination of every romantical interaction and proceeding.

Rule 2. One Form of Action
There is one form of action — the amorous action.

Rule 3. Commencement of Action
An amorous action is commenced by finding a party whom you could conceivably engage in amorous conduct with, drunken or sober.