The Case of the Wayward Wallet. Solved.

At approximately 11AM this morning, a Boalt student who we will call Christine F.--No, that's too obvious--C. Fujita reported that she had lost her wallet. It was a source of concern, according to all parties present.

Profiteroles has reached out to C. Fujita. She has informed us that the wallet has been found. In her words, "I did, Thanks!"

Men and Meat... These are a few of my favorite things

I have taken to studying at the B-School Library. Yes yes I know, I am a traitor. (Though I blame the influence of one Maui Wowie). We decided to take a dinner break at the lovely Filo Jimmy Cafe, located in the basement of the B-School. I have never been reticent to sing the praises of this cafe, due to the fact that it carries FRENCH FRIES.

And for the kicker, they even make .... BURGERS.

As I stood there waiting for my delicious dinner of charred meat, I noticed a sight unseen in Cafe Zeb, back in the Land of Boalt: There were men. MEN EVERYWHERE. Tables of them. I counted at least four groups where there were at least 3 - 6 men, and only 1 (ONE) female. It was strange. It was unbelieveable. It was enough to make an average member of the community exclaim: "OUTRAGEOUS!"

I will admit, most looked like this guy:
but come on people. Hordes of men! Roaming free!


So if you are wondering what to get me for the holiday season, well .... I would appreciate either men or meat in my stocking. *


*i am totally kidding. i really want chestnuts.

Breaking News

I hope this post will answer two pressing questions.

1) What did I have for dinner?
2) Am I really incapable of spelling words and constructing sentences?

To address the first, I should start by saying that the picture is somewhat deceiving. I did have 2 Trader Joe's Mushroom Asiago Gourmet Chicken Sausages. But, before that, I had a Cheese Brioche thing at Strada, which was not from Trader Joe's, but quite good. I think I will have it again, and recommend others do as well.

As to the second question, please tell me where I screwed up and I will edit.

UPDATE: I just had some almonds. I would say approximately 10.

Spotted at Costco

In the cheese section, of all places! They might as well put them in the lobster tank.

(yes, i actually took that picture with my phone. oh, technology, you are one fickle mistress)

I Object!

Upset of the Day: not being included in THIS http://www.abajournal.com/blawgs/blawg100/students (I tried to insert the link as THIS. failed.)

anyhoo, in keeping with custom on here, I wanted to inform everyone that for dinner tonight I ate these morningstar farm buffalo wings. They may be shaped like buffalo wings, but don't be fooled - they're actually made of soy protein concentrate. And, instead of tasting like chicken, they taste like string! Incidentally, I also had these wings for breakfast this morning. Yum!!!

Lunch Hour

mmm delicious corn chowder

Lunch, Day 2

Alas, no Zeb review today. Instead I settled for homemade** mozzarella sticks. They were lukewarm, gooey, and desperately needed tomato sauce on the side. Note that none of those problems precluded me from shoving 10 down my gullet in approximately five minutes.

Note: actual mozzarella sticks not shown to scale.

** : and by homemade, I mean straight-out-a-bag-from-Costco. In fact, I just returned from a trip to pick up another 10 pound bag. What did people do before Costco!